Ice cream is SO over.

import android.widget.Toast;

public class PlatLogoActivity extends Activity {

    Vibrator mZzz;

    Toast mToast;

    ImageView mContent;

    int mCount;

    final Handler mHandler = new Handler();

    Runnable mSuperLongPress = new Runnable() {

        public void run() {

            mCount++;

            mZzz.vibrate(50 * mCount);

            final float scale = 1f + 0.25f * mCount * mCount;

            mContent.setScaleX(scale);

            mContent.setScaleY(scale);

            if (mCount <= 3) {

                mHandler.postDelayed(mSuperLongPress, ViewConfiguration.getLongPressTimeout());

            } else {

                try {

                    startActivity(new Intent(Intent.ACTION_MAIN)

                        .setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK

                            | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK

                            | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_EXCLUDE_FROM_RECENTS)

                        .setClassName("com.android.systemui","com.android.systemui.Nyandroid"));

                } catch (ActivityNotFoundException ex) {

                    android.util.Log.e("PlatLogoActivity", "Couldn't find platlogo screensaver.");

                }

                finish();

            }

        }

    };

    @Override

    protected void onCreate(Bundle savedInstanceState) {

        super.onCreate(savedInstanceState);

        mZzz = (Vibrator)getSystemService(VIBRATOR_SERVICE);

        mToast = Toast.makeText(this, "Android 4.0: Ice Cream Sandwich", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT);

        mToast = Toast.makeText(this, "Android X.X: Jelly Bean", Toast.LENGTH_SHORT);

        mContent = new ImageView(this);

        mContent.setImageResource(com.android.internal.R.drawable.platlogo);

        mContent.setScaleType(ImageView.ScaleType.CENTER_INSIDE);

        mContent.setOnTouchListener(new View.OnTouchListener() {

        mContent.setOnClickListener(new View.OnClickListener() {

            @Override

            public boolean onTouch(View v, MotionEvent event) {

                final int action = event.getAction();

                if (action == MotionEvent.ACTION_DOWN) {

                    mContent.setPressed(true);

                    mHandler.removeCallbacks(mSuperLongPress);

                    mCount = 0;

                    mHandler.postDelayed(mSuperLongPress, 2*ViewConfiguration.getLongPressTimeout());

                } else if (action == MotionEvent.ACTION_UP) {

                    if (mContent.isPressed()) {

                        mContent.setPressed(false);

                        mHandler.removeCallbacks(mSuperLongPress);

            public void onClick(View v) {

                mToast.show();

                mContent.setImageResource(com.android.internal.R.drawable.platlogo_alt);

            }

        });

        mContent.setOnLongClickListener(new View.OnLongClickListener() {

            @Override

            public boolean onLongClick(View v) {

                try {

                    startActivity(new Intent(Intent.ACTION_MAIN)

                        .setFlags(Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_NEW_TASK

                            | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_CLEAR_TASK

                            | Intent.FLAG_ACTIVITY_EXCLUDE_FROM_RECENTS)

                        .addCategory("com.android.internal.category.PLATLOGO"));

                        //.setClassName("com.android.systemui","com.android.systemui.BeanBag"));

                } catch (ActivityNotFoundException ex) {

                    android.util.Log.e("PlatLogoActivity", "Couldn't find a bag of beans.");

                }

                finish();

                return true;

            }

        });